Things You'll Never Hear In Fur Fighters!


If you'd like to help, just send me, Fur Fighter Master an email with a funny caption that you would NEVER hear the Fur Fighters or their enemies say! Please give me your name so I know who to credit!

By: Fur Fighter Dexter:

Juliette:
Oh Claude, oh Claude, where for art thou Claude?
Claude:Art? What art?

Bungalow:Now, if you divide 4 by 849, then times it by 591, then minus 635, then add 3949, then the answer is -1267.21554770318021201413427561837! Simple!

By: Sergeant Viggo:

Roofus:
Forget it, Winnie can stay with Viggo. Anyone want a pint?

Chang:Erm... Sorry, I can't fix the telelpoint.

Juliette:Claude, Viggo's a lot better looking than you!

By: FluffRacer27

Beavers: So, you bears want to work with us? Ok, just plug in that gyroscopic magnetic cooling disk and re-calibrate the condensor plugs.
Bear: Oh, I got it. The magnetic power lockers are now set to 45 amps.

Viggo: Well, since you've beaten my hordes of bears and assorted lackeys and I can't defeat you, how about I just give up and we can have a cup of tea?
Roofus: Ok, but lemme get Winnie over first.


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